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Armie Hammer’s Alleged And Disturbing DMs Have Leaked, And It’s Very Hannibal Lecter-y
Well, here we are – welcome to the second week of 2021, in which we kick things off with (checks notes nervously and cautiously) Armie Hammer allegedly, maybe, perhaps being a deeply-horny blood-drinking dom. With that being said, take a deep breath, because we’re about to peel back another layer of things you didn’t need to know about Armie Hammer.
Today In Random: Jessica Simpson Let Natalie Portman Have It For Bikini-Shaming Her (UPDATE)
If a pop star from the olden times had to go after a nose-in-the-air pretentious Oscar-winning actress, my first choice would be Samantha Fox going after Goopy Paltrow for saying that she made yoga popular when we all know that Samantha Fox not only invented yoga, but made it popular too (see: Samantha Fox doing downward dog, sort of). But I’ll take Jessica Simpson dropping a fart on Natalie Portman for words Natalie said about her posing in a bikini when she was a teenage virgin.