Category: Sydney Leathers

Carlos Danger’s Main Ho Is Getting Her Lips Done

November 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Sydney Leathers, best known for being former NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner, graduated to full-blown porn earlier this year (I’m so sorry) and has become so self-conscious about the state of her sperm harbor that she has decided to undergo a labiaplasty. TMZ reports that Sydney is going to spend $8,400 to have her floor-length meat curtains trimmed up to valance length. That’s a lot of money to make your shit not look like something Bea Arthur wore on Golden Girls, especially when there’s such a glaring need to move that hairline halfway between it’s current location and Theresa Giudice.

It gets worse, though. If you’re clinging to a rocky ledge on the top of Mount Nausea this morning after waking up spooning either an empty bottle or some hose beast who was your best option at last call a few hours ago, allow Sydney to stomp on your fingers in exquisite heels from Discountstripper.com to send your hungover ass hurtling into the vomiting abyss. TMZ also said she will be SELLING her expertly butchered deli meat cast-offs on abiBids.com.

I hate myself for trying to figure out which category they would be listed under. RARE Finds? That could work if there’s a roast beef pun in there somewhere. All I know is that someone at that website needs to change the name of Memorabilia to Memoralabia for the duration of the auction if that’s what Sydney’s leather is going to be categorized as. There’s no minimum unless you count dignity, so bid away, sick fucks!

Anthony Weiner Ran Through A McDonald’s To Get Away From Sydney Leathers

September 11, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s times like these when I am so glad that both Anthony Weiner and Sydney Leathers are skanky sleaze whores with zero dignity and no shame, because they made last night a night to remember. I once watched a pant-less drunk dude barf onto a table at a McDonald’s in Union Square and that moment now seems pure and pristine compared to Sydney Leathers chasing Anthony Weiner through a McDonald’s after he came in last place in the Democratic race for the Mayor of NYC. Bitch bit the bottom hard.

Gawker says that the night started with Anthony Weiner’s sext-mistress turned porn star Sydney Leathers showing up to his campaign party with her stretched-out silicone globes breaking through her elegant Joyce Leslie original. Sydney told reporters outside of Weiner’s campaign party that she was there, because she’s one of the reasons why he came up empty in the NYC mayoral race. Kind of like how his dick came up empty after he jacked off to her pictures for the 12th time in an hour. Sydney planned to confront Weiner at his party, because she’s a fame whore and that’s what fame whores do. Weiner wasn’t inside when Sydney showed up and when he found out about her plan, he tried to foil her stunt queen move by sneaking into his party through the backdoor of the McDonald’s next door. Sydney saw Anthony Weiner going into the McDonald’s and she followed him. The beautiful, hilarious and sad moment was captured in two Vines, which are after the cut. CUE THE BENNY HILL THEME SONGContinue reading

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