Anthony Weiner Ran Through A McDonald’s To Get Away From Sydney Leathers

September 11, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s times like these when I am so glad that both Anthony Weiner and Sydney Leathers are skanky sleaze whores with zero dignity and no shame, because they made last night a night to remember. I once watched a pant-less drunk dude barf onto a table at a McDonald’s in Union Square and that moment now seems pure and pristine compared to Sydney Leathers chasing Anthony Weiner through a McDonald’s after he came in last place in the Democratic race for the Mayor of NYC. Bitch bit the bottom hard.

Gawker says that the night started with Anthony Weiner’s sext-mistress turned porn star Sydney Leathers showing up to his campaign party with her stretched-out silicone globes breaking through her elegant Joyce Leslie original. Sydney told reporters outside of Weiner’s campaign party that she was there, because she’s one of the reasons why he came up empty in the NYC mayoral race. Kind of like how his dick came up empty after he jacked off to her pictures for the 12th time in an hour. Sydney planned to confront Weiner at his party, because she’s a fame whore and that’s what fame whores do. Weiner wasn’t inside when Sydney showed up and when he found out about her plan, he tried to foil her stunt queen move by sneaking into his party through the backdoor of the McDonald’s next door. Sydney saw Anthony Weiner going into the McDonald’s and she followed him. The beautiful, hilarious and sad moment was captured in two Vines, which are after the cut. CUE THE BENNY HILL THEME SONG

Here’s Weiner running through the McDonald’s:

And here’s Sydney chasing after him:

It’s kind of fitting that Anthony Weiner’s dream of becoming the Mayor of New York City end with him running his ass through a McDonald’s while his phone fuck buddy chases after him as Loverboy plays in the background. He’s looking like a scared chihuahua running from a super skanky bull dog with fake tits.

Once Anthony Weiner got inside, he gave his concession speech and his wife Huma Abedin was not next to him. Something tells me that since she knew she isn’t going to be First Lady of NYC, she decided to spend her night at the office of a 24-hour divorce lawyer. And while leaving his party, he flashed something long and hard at reporters:


And scene! Now that’s what I call a grand finale. Everybody take their bows.

(Pics via @LindseyChrist and @Brynn4NY)

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: Don't be racist or bigoted, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >