Category: Stefano Gabbana

Dolce & Gabanna Are Terribly Sorry For Comparing China To Feces

November 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Racist, homophobic, science-fearing, and (WORST OF ALL) wwwaaayyy overpriced fashion designers Dolce & Gabanna have discovered that you can’t just spew trash about a whole country and then expect them to keep putting up with your shit. And take that last part literally because 1/2 of the destructive duo (Italy’s biggest troll Stefano Gabbana) opined that China was the country of shit via a poop emoji. Oh, and that the Chinese people eat dogs. In response, the latest fashion trend in China is now hating on D&G. Since their money sitch is being threatened, the duo has issued an apology video. The sincerity just oozes out of it!

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Don’t Expect Dolce & Gabbana To Last Long In China

November 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Maybe it’s a good thing Dolce & Gabbana love Melania Trump so much. At the rate they’re going, she’s going to be the only one willing to wear their clothes. There’s been this whole buildup this week for an upcoming D&G show in Shanghai, but that is looking like a no-go after the fashion label behaved as it always does. It kicked off coverage for the event with a commercial on Chinese social media platform Weibo. The video featured a Chinese model trying to eat things like pizza, cannoli, and spaghetti with chopsticks. I was shocked a model eats that many carbs, but I guess China was, rightfully, pissed the fashion brand was trying to mock its culture.

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Selena Gomez Stans Got Mad At Ashley Graham And Naomi Campbell For Walking A Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show

July 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Expect Taylor Swift to skip around the stage at all the remaining shows on her Reputation tour with a t-shirt of her cats Olivia Benson and Meredith Grey barfing their morning Whiskas on the Dolce & Gabbana logo. Stefano Gabbana commented how ugly Selena Gomez looked in a crop of red dresses. That naturally got the reaction Stefano wanted because Selena stans called him a meanie. That apparently didn’t keep Ashley Graham and Naomi Campbell from walking in a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, so now they’re getting called meanies by association! Continue reading

Stefano Gabbana Got The Wrath Of Selena Gomez’s Fans After Calling Her Ugly 

June 13, 2018 / Posted by:

The Kmart Karl Lagerfeld, Stefano Gabbana (seen above serving us with a case of Boca Raton Pepaw checking the mail for his social security check), is known for spending just as much time stirring his vat of shit soup as he does behind the sewing machine, so it should come as no surprise when he lashes at so much as a cute litter of kittens and labels them as fugly pussies. This week, Stefano bared his fangs in the direction of Selena Gomez, and her squad of Selenators told the Beyhive and the Swifties to hold their juice boxes. They had an Italian rat to exterminate. Continue reading

Stefano Gabbana Continues To Be Homophobic

January 8, 2017 / Posted by:

One example of “annoying” would be a sexually insecure straight dude in a traditionally gay occupation, over-correcting whatever his psychic trauma is by being a homophobic dickhead. Another example of “annoying” would be the same dude charging $2,275 for an ugly leopard-print diaper bag. Did I mention he’s a Melania Trump stan? Stefano Gabbana has “annoying” perfected.

Unlike many in the fashion industry, Stefano is more than happy to clothe Donald Trump’s wife in his fashions. He posted a pic of Melania wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress on Instagram, thanking her and labelling her a “#DGwoman.” Someone came for him (via The Advocate):

“Sad when a gay designer doesn’t care about other groups being repressed, how much more money do u need?!?”

The tall (but just as dumb) half of Dolce & Gabbana once again came off bigoted when he corrected the commentator.

To which Gabbana replied: “Dont call me gay please!! Im a man!!! Who I love its my private life!!!”

D&G are basically fashion shitheads who have criticized gay adoption and couples who use IVF to have children in the past. They should probably stick to sewing.

Part of me wonders if maybe all of the Italian designer’s PR issues are due to a language barrier. But then I remember that he’s a multi-millionaire who can probably afford a military-grade plug-in to perfect Google Translate. And to that I say, “eff him.”


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