Martha Stewart Is Not Impressed With Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle

Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagine scented incendiary device is still sold out on Goop, and Martha Stewart wants you to know she certainly didn’t buy one, nor would she ever acknowledge anything so crass and stupid. Us Weekly reports that on a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Martha opened up an enormous hand-dyed silk parasol and carved out a spot of shade for Gwyneth’s latest scheme to, as Martha put it, “zhush up the public to listen to her.” Fuck Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party. I want to see Martha & Dr. Jen. Gunter’s Goop Tea Party on my TV immediately.

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