Category: Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt And Meredith Salenger Got Married
Eighteen months ago, Patton Oswalt’s wife Michelle McNamara died unexpectedly in her sleep. Four months ago, he got engaged to 80s teen actress Meredith Salenger. And two days ago, Patton and Meredith got married.
Patton Oswalt Got Engaged To Lainie Diamond
Patton Oswalt and his girlfriend, actress Meredith Salenger (that’s Lainie Diamond from Dream a Little Dream and Natty Gann to us children of the 80s), made their public debut as a couple at the Baby Driver premiere last month, and now a minute later, they’re engaged. Hey, life is short, and I guess when you find someone you want to do regularly and can stand to be in the same room for more than 15 minutes, you ruin it all by making it legal!
Patton Oswalt Has Revealed His Wife’s Cause Of Death
National treasure and Trump supporter irritant, Patton Oswalt, suddenly and tragically lost his wife, Michelle McNamara, in April of last year.
Patton found Michelle, 46, a true-crime writer and mother to their seven-year-old daughter, Alice (*sad-face*), unresponsive when he went to wake her up one morning. At the time, he publicly stated that he believed she might have taken an accidental overdose of prescription medication. It turns out he was half-right.
Chicken Cutlets’ Glorious Return To The Pumpkin Patch As Told By Patton Oswalt
With a leased-for-the-hour child actor from central casting and a trunk full of Dollar Tree props in hand, international supermodel and Hot Slut of Every Year Phoebe Price returned to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood yesterday to show children of all ages that with zero shame and even less dignity they too can grow up to be the shiniest petal on the famewhore flower that brings all the paps to the yard.
As some families gourded their eyes out from not being able to stand seeing her stunning freckled beauty in the flesh, PP brought out her best Pirates of the Caribbeinbeautiful (Curse of the Freckled Oyster?) moves and comedian Patton Oswalt was one of the lucky few who got a front row seat. To say that Patton’s eyes were captivated by her scarecrow chichis and his heart was captured by her strong work ethic is an understatement greater than saying that PP’s complexion looks like chicken lasagna.
Patton narrated Chicken Cutlet’s borderline child abuse photo shoot at the pumpkin patch so I don’t have to:
Only PP can show the junior famewhores like Courtney Stodden how to really set fire to the pumpkin patch! And in doing so, PP just earned some quotes for her resume from a TV, movie and comedy star!
“…..star” – Patton Oswalt
“…dew-ey….treat” – Patton Oswalt
“‘sexy’ pirate…” – Patton Oswalt
“I DO want to….. pet…. her” – Patton Oswalt
