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It’s Peen Time: They say these are pictures of wrestler Matt Striker’s Miller can dick (NSFW) – Tabloid Prodigy or OMG BLOG

That’s a good boy toy, Jesus – Celebitchy

Nicolas Cage in I Got The Sexy You Need: The Constantine Maroulis Story – I’m Not Obsessed

Danielle Lloyd got what was coming to her, so says some witness – Holy Moly!

Fucking all the shit out of John Mayer could take a while, because he is full of it – SOW

There’s a plot for a gay porno somewhere in there: Kris Allen wants man chest hair – Socialite Life

The walking and talking bag of manure (which is a kind of fertilizer) will be back on The Real Loons of NYC – Popeater

You know it’s summer when Matthew McConaughey’s got his nipples out. Actually, he does that year-round – Popbytes

Meg White got maaaarrrieeeed – ICYDK

The sad part is that she’s probably not even stoned – Scandalist

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Just call her Demi MoreMOONSHINE. Bitch has never looked hotter. – Popeater

Johnny Depp really wants a giant gut over his peen area – Celebitchy

The most SHOCKING thing St. Angelina has done in years – SOW

What did that poor plastic scorpion do to deserve this? – ICYDK

I just hope Kylie Minogue uses the lyrics to “Locomotion” as her wedding vows – I’m Not Obsessed

Kerry Katona shows off her mangled fug sacks – Holy Moly!

Sparkly vampires in Italy – Socialite Life

Thomas Jane is HUNG – Popbytes

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The Return of Danny Noriega’s Gorgeous Chola Mother! Bonus: She’s washing a car under the San Gabriel Valley sun. Glamour. – ONTD

If Amy Sedaris wants to wear a hostess outfit from Knott’s Berry Farm, let her! – I’m Not Obsessed

Where’s HARVEY?!!!! – Holy Moly!

RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy are just friends – Backseat Cuddler

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Belgian bulge – Popbytes

Only these two twats could make delicious pizza look like shit – ICYDK

Panty creamer o’ the day: Mark Sanchez – Socialite Life

Here’s some news about Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance bitch…. – Celebitchy

A bunch of strangers’ refrigerators and freezers. Why does one dude have a rattlensake in his? – GOOD

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Russell Simmons’ new ho writes on his blog: “I realize that in this day of Obama and change that there is still a tremendous amount of poverty, suffering and pain in the black community, and for that I am deeply sorry…..” Someone needs to put a muzzle on that bitch’s fingers or feed her to Kimora – The YBF

GOOP is superficial trash, says a Hindu scholar – Celebitchy

Russian police got it right – Holy Moly!

Even Nicole Richie’s pregnancy cravings are boring – I’m Not Obsessed

Julian and Sean Lennon together again – SOW

Brit Brit gets sued again – Socialite Life

Ceiling Eyes’ pr whore must be working overtime – ICYDK

What’s shocking to me is that hos care enough to “stalk” My Little Pony’s babeh oven – Popeater

This is what the original Transformers poster looked like – The Bastardly

Pedro Almodovar isn’t afraid to eat a little puss for his art – Scandalist

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I hate to break it to you, Drew. But you still are Josie Grossy in that outfit – ICYDK

Does LeAnn Rimes have another Lifetime movie out or something? – Celebitchy

Two words for Mariska Hargitay: WORKERS COMP! – Popeater

ABC digs Ugly Betty’s grave – SOW

Mimi and a laaaaaaaaamb! – I’m Not Obsessed

Brad Pitt waiting for St. Angelina. No, seriously, he’s just going to stand there until she shows up. Those were the instructions he was given. – Socialite Life

Dreamboat Doherty killing hos with his dreaminess – Holy Moly!

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Guess who’s giving you something to hold on to while she carries you through the rainbows? – Popbytes

Misc. Business Expenses = Cheetos, Frapps & Slim Jims – I’m Not Obsessed

Braniston 2.0 never happened – Celebitchy

EYEBROW EMERGENCY: The Tiffany Edition – SOW

Does this mean there won’t be a sequel to cinematic jewel Holiday in the Sun? – ICYDK

Some piece from House has his nipples out – Socialite Life

Natalie Portman says she’s not grinding on Penn’s peen – Popeater

In Jordan’s defense, the strap-on made her twat chaffey – Holy Moly!