Category: Lil Rappers
Lil Xan’s Fiancee Annie Smith Had A Miscarriage
It’s a somber day for us here at Xanity 2, the headquarters for the small subgroup of Lil Xan fans over the age of 30. Lil Xan’s fiancee Annie Smith claims she has suffered a miscarriage, ending a 2-month pregnancy that most people thought was fake to begin with. When Annie last updated us on her tummy full of Lil Xan, she defended herself against allegations that the ultrasound pictures she shared from her phone belonged to somebody else. And despite the fact that multiple people were able to see those very same pictures by doing a quick Google search of “9-week ultrasound”, Annie maintained she was in a Xamily way. Until yesterday that is, when she challenged the reading comprehension of her and Lil Xan’s fans by embedding the sad news in a lengthy caption that accompanied various videos from the early days of their relationship.
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Continuing To Make Good Choices By Investing In A $250,000 Grill
Today in Lil rapper news, Denmark’s worst nightmare, Lil Pump, has turned his attention from terrorizing quiet living citizens of Europe with his unruly antics to terrorizing his dentist. Showing off what he calls his “million dollar smile”, Lil Pump posted a video on Instagram of his most recent sound investment, a dazzling set of 18-carat diamond and rose gold teef. According to Hot New Hip Hop, he paid $250,000 for the grill, leaving one to wonder where the other $750,000 went. I guess you really just can’t put a price on a young man’s smile.
Lil Xan’s Fiancée Denies Rumors That She Is Faking Her Pregnancy
Some bitter bitches and petty wannabes are out here disparaging my lil’ homie, Lil Xan by insinuating that he and his sweet lil’ girlfriend Annie Smith are faking her pregnancy for attention. And I will not stand for it. I’ve thought long and hard about the hill I’m willing to die on, and to my own surprise, it’s this. I will give my life over to defending Lil Xan’s honor. You’ve been warned. If you have a problem with that, there’s the door. No the other door, dummy, that’s a closet. GOD! Just GTFO!
Lil Xan Was Detained By Palm Springs PD For Playing Loud Music At An Airbnb
Lil Xan lives a dangerous life. When he’s not inhaling near lethal amounts of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos dust, he’s trying his luck with the Palm Springs PD. According to TMZ, Lil Xan recently purchased a house in Redlands, CA and was planning to move in immediately after finishing a stint in an in-patient rehab facility he’d been at to try to get a handle on his opioid addiction. (Note: As I was finishing up this post, Lil Xan wiped his Instagram account clean. Hopefully that’s an indication that he’s taking his sobriety seriously. TMZ says that before he went to rehab, which he delayed, citing a mix-up with scheduling at the facility, he said he’s dropping the name Lil Xan, short for the Xanax he used to hustle, and going by his real name of Diego.)
When a pipe burst at his house in Redlands, Lil Xan and his “Xanarchy” crew were forced to look elsewhere for a place to lay their lousy beanies. So they took up residence in an Airbnb in Palm Springs.
Soulja Boy’s Latest Venture Is Selling “Questionable” Gaming Consoles
If you’ve ever wondered what will become of these barely legal little rappers like Lil Pump or Lil Xan when the money’s dried up and they realize they can never hold a normal job, look no further than “Crank That” dance sensation Soulja Boy. After he stopped making hit records, he tried to maintain relevance by getting into a public feud with Chris Brown that almost led to a live Pay-Per-View fight held in Dubai, sponsored by Floyd Mayweather Jr. Thankfully somebody flinched on that one, leaving Soulja to secure his bag elsewhere. Now he’s an entrepreneur hawking everything from cheap Bluetooth watches (the so-called Soulja Watch), to eye-wear, light-up sneakers, and an online radio station. His latest business venture is selling Soulja Boy branded video game consoles.