Category: Julie Chen
The Chenbot Admits She Got Eyelid Surgery To Look Less Chinese
Anybody who has seen old pictures of Julie Chen knows that her face was tucked, rotated, plucked, snipped, pulled and covered with an extra thick coat of candle wax and matte shellac. On The Talk yesterday, the Chenbot admitted what everyone has known for years: she’s had plastic surgery before. But the Chenbot said that she only went under a plastic surgeon’s scalpel because a producer and an agent told her she looked too Chinese to get ahead. I fully expect Aaryn Gries’ mother to issue a 500-word statement about this.
As part of “secret week” on The Talk, Julie spilled the truth about her face. She said that when she was a 25-year-old local news reporter at an ABC affiliate in Dayton, OH, she tried to get ahead by asking her news director if she could ever fill in at the anchor desk. Julie’s news director, who I’m guessing is Aaryn’s uncle, told her she would never sit at the anchor desk because she’s Chinese. He said that there’s barely any Chinese people in Dayton, so she’s not relatable at all to the community. He also told her that her Asian eyes made her look bored and disinterested.
The Chenbot wanted to get away from that news director and move to another station, so she met with some huge agent. The agent basically told her the same thing. He told her that the only way he’d represent her is if she got plastic surgery to make her eyes bigger, so she did it. Right after the Chenbot did what tons of Korean girls have done, her career started to take off. The Chenbot says that she sometimes feels guilty for “giving in to the man,” which made Sheryl “I Hate My Nappy Hair” Underwood say, “You didn’t give in to the man, Julie, because you don’t know about giving in to the man.” Translation: You can’t say that, because you’re not black, bitch. Whatever, the fuckery that comes out of Sheryl Underwood’s mouth is a discussion for another day.
Julie then said that she’s proud to be Chinese and she has no regrets about getting her eyelids cut and pulled. Here’s the clip and I love it only for Aisha Tyler saying everything with a side-eye.
So Julie basically said that getting eyelid surgery helped her career and started it all for her. Okay, but getting an extra large Bumpit surgically implanted into her skull and marrying Les Moonves also turned her into the world famous Chenbot she is today.
Big Brother Finally Shows Some Of The Foolery That Comes Out Of Aryan Nation’s Mouth
CBS made Big Brother fans prolapse out of shock last night when they actually showed some of the shit nuggets of bigotry that have fallen out of some of the houseguests mouths. Big Brother’s executive producer Allison Grodner said in the past that they don’t really want to put hateful or racist shit on the edits for TV, but on last night’s episode they showed a montage of some of Aaryn Gries and GinaMarie Zimmerman’s “greatest hits.” Paula Deen just told her house boy that he can stop wiping her forehead, because she’s no longer sweating butter now that the racist heat is finally off of her.
CBS introduced Aaryn and GinaMarie’s KKK open mic act by showing Howard Overby talk about some of the “inappropriate” shit he’s heard in the house and he’s keeping his mouth shut because he wants to focus on the game. They then showed Aaryn say that Helen needs to go make her some rice before she did Anjelah Johnson’s nail salon skit. They also showed GinaMarie says that Candice is on the dark side, because she’s already dark. They didn’t show Spencer say that Andy needs to get hate-crimed and they didn’t show GinaMarie calling welfare “nigger insurance,” but I guess they’re saving those touching moments for the end of July sweeps.
I really hope that Aaryn, GinaMarie, Spencer and Jeremy are Have Nots next week and I really hope that CBS lets us vote for “arsenic and battery acid” as the only two things they can eat. I hate most of those hos on BB this season, because the racist ridiculousness they’re spewing is taking away from what BB is really about: showing people awkwardly fap in awkward places. But I’m still going to watch and only because I want to see the look on Aaryn, GinaMarie and Spencer’s faces when they’re voted out and Julie Chen tells them that they’re real-life Have Nots, because they’re all out of a job.
And if you need more fuckery for your Monday, here’s a supercut of some of the messy shit said on the Bigot Brother live feeds so far.
via ONTD