Natalie Portman Never Wants To See Galliano’s Cartoon Villain Face Again

Oscar winner and the soon-to-be mother of Einstein’s successor, Natalie Portman, finally got her pregnant ass off the Oscar stage and plucked a few hairs off of Galliano’s lip brows by condemning him in a statement she released to The New York Times last night. Natalie is the face of Miss Dior Cherie fragrance and was supposed to wear Dior to the Oscars, but switched to Rodarte after Galliano was detained in Paris for making Mel Gibson’s nipples salute him by throwing out anti-Semetic insults at a couple. And after watching the video of Galliano declaring that he loves Hitler, Natalie said this:

“I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.”

Natalie then went on to say, “But if Mr. Galliano raped and sodomized a 13-year-old, dat’s okay!” No. Good for Natalie for standing up and throwing a slap at the Nazi Gay Boris. But since Natalie’s laugh could melt the stache off of Hitler’s face, she should’ve just dedicated her next one to Galliano. That would’ve hurt him more.

And here’s Natalie with her fiance Benjamin Centipedeorwhatever going to breakfast in L.A. yesterday morning. Yes, Natalie is carrying a Dior purse that may or may not be made of cow carcasses. CONDEMN THE VEGAN!

So Much For That Defamation Case

When the woman at the wrong end of John Galliano’s alleged (at the time) anti-Semetic cunt rant told Europe1 that he called her a “dirty Jew face” during a bar fight of words, part of me figured that maybe the booze mixed with his evil villainess accent caused shit to be lost in translation. Maybe he called her a “purdy poo face” and her ear holes translated it differently. But nope, leave it to a camera on a cell phone to pull the wool off of a cunt. The Sun posted a video taken a week before Galliano’s latest serenade to Hitler got him suspended from Dior. The video was taken at the same bar in Paris, but this time Galliano goes after two Italian girls and a dude sitting next to him. In case your ears don’t want a spoon full of Mel Gibson in the morning, here’s what came out of Galliano’s mouth in the clip above:

“But I love Hitler. People like you would be dead. Your mothers, your forefathers, would all be fucking gassed. You’re ugly.

The man who filmed this says that Galliano was sitting by himself and quickly started throwing in his own comments about their conversation. The man went on to say, “We were stunned by what Galliano was saying, but then he started making vile anti-Semitic comments. His words were disgusting. He made it clear the Italian girls weren’t welcome and should go home. This was pure racism.”

Galliano can liquefy that defamation suit he was planning on filing and use it as lube, because he’s pretty much fucked now. There’s already people screaming shit like: “But he’s wasted!“, “But he’s high!”, “Put him in rehab, force him to hug a yarmulke and everything will be alright!” Yeah, so it’s totally okay that Galliano’s idea of a hot night is dressing like “if Eva Braun was an Andrews Sister” to heil Hitler with his tongue out in public. And yeah, I’m sure Hitler would’ve invited Galliano over for Swastikatinas to gab about fashion, boys and how they can redesign the armband for the modern day Nazi. Hitler would never gas a gay.

And I’ve never noticed this before, but Galliano’s moustache does look like an anorexic version of the Hitler stache.