Of Course Duchess Meghan’s Ass Jinxed Serena Williams!

As expected, Duchess Meghan showed up to Serena Williams’ US Open final against Canadian teenager Bianca Andreescu yesterday and watched her friend lose. Even though Duchess Jinxy McBadLuck is obviously the sole reason for why Serena lost, the good news is that no peasant was beheaded for daring to take a picture of Meghan. Sure, one of Meghan’s bodyguards chopped off the arm of a peasant who held up a phone to take a picture of her, but they’ll be fine. They can get a hook.

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