Category: Jensen Karp
There Are Allegations Of Emotional Abuse Against The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy
Earlier this week, the internet was gripped by Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Fever, after comedian, podcaster, and art gallery owner Jensen Karp tweeted about finding what appeared to be shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It became an enthralling tale of cereal, trash, social media, possible rat turds, customer service, and so many jokes about seafood. Because Jensen is married to Danielle Fishel (who as MANY on Twitter have already pointed out, once went to prom with Lance Bass, and is now married to a man named Karp, who went vial for finding shrimp in his cereal).
It was a moment that was all at once funny, punny, and deeply disgusting. And then, as many sudden viral internet sensations do, a few people from Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy’s past started talking about their experience with him, and it turned into a Milkshake Duck situation. Although to be fair, Milkshake Duck was only accused of racism. Jensen has found himself being accused of many allegations, like abuse, lying, manipulation and gaslighting, joke theft, and oh yeah, a little bit of racism. All those accusations also got some people talking about Danielle, and that’s when a story about on-set racism previously told by her former Boy Meets World co-star Trina McGee started making the rounds.
A Man’s Discovery Of Shrimp Tails In His Cinnamon Toast Crunch Has Twitter Enthralled
It’s a tale as old as time — Boy meets world. Boy becomes a kid rapper. Boy meets girl who was on a show called Boy Meets World. Boy marries girl. Boy finds shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Boy takes the internet by storm. This exact scenario or one very similar (maybe it’s a cockroach in a box of Lucky Charms and the girl was on Blossom or something, but you get my point) has probably happened countless times before. But this time it’s a man named Jensen Karp who claims he found shrimp tails in a box of CTC that he bought at a Costco. And upon sharing his horrifying discovery with the world, the world discovered him and also learned that he’s married to Danielle Fishel, Topanga from Boy Meets World. And that he used to be a kid battle rapper who was once signed to a million-dollar contract with Interscope Records. But right now, trying to get to the bottom of how the shrimp tails (and other ooky ephemera) ended up in his CTC seems to be his primary occupation. That and maybe, perhaps, boosting sales of his 2016 memoir Kanye West Owes Me $300.