A Man’s Discovery Of Shrimp Tails In His Cinnamon Toast Crunch Has Twitter Enthralled

It’s a tale as old as time — Boy meets world. Boy becomes a kid rapper. Boy meets girl who was on a show called Boy Meets World. Boy marries girl. Boy finds shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Boy takes the internet by storm. This exact scenario or one very similar (maybe it’s a cockroach in a box of Lucky Charms and the girl was on Blossom or something, but you get my point) has probably happened countless times before. But this time it’s a man named Jensen Karp who claims he found shrimp tails in a box of CTC that he bought at a Costco. And upon sharing his horrifying discovery with the world, the world discovered him and also learned that he’s married to Danielle Fishel, Topanga from Boy Meets World. And that he used to be a kid battle rapper who was once signed to a million-dollar contract with Interscope Records. But right now, trying to get to the bottom of how the shrimp tails (and other ooky ephemera) ended up in his CTC seems to be his primary occupation. That and maybe, perhaps, boosting sales of his 2016 memoir Kanye West Owes Me $300.

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