Brad Pitt Is Calling One Of Angelina Jolie’s Former Costars As A Witness In Their Custody Trial

It’s time for the gloves to come off in the custody battle between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Yes, this whole time it’s been a series of relatively polite glove strikes (silk for her, leather for him) but it’s about to get bare-knuckle Tyler Durden VS dragon-fire Maleficent up in this bitch. I hope those kids, Pax, 16, Zahara, 15, Shiloh, 14, Knox and Vivienne, 12, (at 19, Maddox has aged out of the system) appreciate just how far their parents are willing to go to prove their love to them. According to Us Weekly, their custody trial is scheduled to begin on October 5th, and Brad’s witness list has just been released. Curiously, it includes actor Jillian Armenante, who co-starred with Angie in both Girl, Interrupted and A Mighty Heart. Going into The Thunderdome, Brad is seeking 50/50 joint physical and legal custody, and Angie remains “unagreeable,” which I guess is a bespoke word made up just for Angelina! Yes, she’s THAT fancy.

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