Category: Ghosts
Somebody Call An Exorcist, Jenny McCarthy Thinks She’s Being Haunted!
Actually, I should change that. Usually an exorcist is the person you call when a loved one is haunted by the supernatural and is talking all kinds of nonsense. Jenny McCarthy, on the other hand, has been known to say some crazy things without the aid of a demon possession. This situation might actually just call for regular, old Ghostbusters.
Billy Corgan Claims He Saw A Human Supernaturally Transform Before His Very Eyes
Mariah Carey is to Christmas what Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan is to Halloween. I mean, it’s right there in the name of his band! Billy’s into spooky shit. He used to pal around with Marilyn Manson, his shiny knob of a head looks like an actual skeleton head (ok, skull, whatever! It’s Friday, cut me some slack) and he used to fuck with Tila Tequila! I think it would be safe to say he’s hard to scare. However, Entertainment Weekly reports that Billy was once creeped out to his core by some supernatural shit he once witnessed.
Bobby Brown Had Sex With A Ghost And Other Revelations From His 20/20 Interview
Before today, if you had told me to make a list of the craziest possible confessions to come out of Bobby Brown, I honestly don’t know if I would have guessed that “I had sex with a ghost” would be on that list. “I once snorted coke off Mitzi Mozzarella’s animatronic ass in an abandoned Showbiz Pizza“, sure. But sex with a ghost? That’s a surprise.
According to Bobby Brown, he once had sex with a ghost. And the most shocking part of the story is that he says he wasn’t high out of his mind when it happened. Bobby recently sat down with 20/20 to talk about his memoir, Every Little Step. Obviously Bobby’s book gets into his drug use, as well as his relationship with Whitney Houston and their daughter Bobbi Kristina, which we’ll get to in a second. But he also talks about people he claims to have had sex with in his pre-Whitney years. Like with Janet Jackson. And Madonna. And a ghost.
An Actress Named Natasha Blasick Claims She’s Had Sex With A Ghost
Paranormal Activity 2 Paranoid Activity 2 (aka Worse Than Scary Movie 5) actress/beauty pageant contestant/counterfeit swap meet version of Catherine Zeta Jones Natasha Blasick has claimed in an interview with UK’s This Morning that a ghost has had sex with her, not once, but twice. With help from “top Hollywood psychic” (a title we should all aspire to have) Patti Negri, Natasha explains what it was like the first time she experienced spectral rape. Yes, she said ghost rape. And no, I CAN’T:
“I felt something entered the room. I couldn’t see anybody. Suddenly I could feel that somebody touching me. Their hands were pushing me against my will and then I could feel the weight of their body on top of me but I couldn’t see anybody. At first I was very confused then I decided to relax and it was really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it.”
Natasha also says that both times she’s had sex with a ghost it’s been when her husband was out-of-town. Of course.
So let me get this straight: Natasha Blasick, a woman none of us have ever heard of before today (unless you’re a promoter for low-budged Catherine Zeta Jones conventions) claims that when her husband leaves her alone, a horny Slimer sneaks into her room with a ghost boner, immobilizes her so she can’t leave, busts an ectoplasm nut, then leaves? Bitch, if that really happened (it definitely did not, but continue) why aren’t you calling Ghostbusters and pressing charges against that degenerate ghoul?!? Oh right, because you can’t film more crappy direct-to-DVD movies when you’re confined to a padded room at the nuthouse.
And expect The Deaner to use the ghost excuse the next time Tori Spelling catches him cheating: “I went to that run-down Hooters – you know, the one that looks like it might be haunted? And I got a blow job from what could possibly a ghost, but she meant nothing to me, I swear!”
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