Hell Yes!

The NKOTB – Wait, before we start. I can never type out New Kids on the Block without laughing my gay ass off. They are some old ass looking New Kids. Hot as fuck, but old.

Ok, moving on. The NKOTB reunion just got sexier. People reports that they will record a song with New Edition. Fuck yes! The only way this could be better is if it was a group track featuring Sweet Sensation, Seduction, Expose, The Cover Girls, Stevie B, Lisa Lisa, Pebbles and the Jets. Only in my gay ass dreams.

The song is called “Full Service.” One of the song’s producers said, “Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the idea of getting back together really. Donnie’s been looking for that one track for all of them and I think we found it.” The song will be featured on NKOTB’s new album.

They better do a mash-up of “Cover Girl” and “Candy Girl” for the B-side. Candy Girl just makes you want to put on terry cloth coochie cutters and roller skate around the neighborhood with a lollipop in your mouth. If I did that in my neighborhood, I would be shanked in the gonads before ever leaving my front door.

SAD

When the Old Bitches on the Retirement Block announced their return, I nearly blew a wad of Pop Rocks. When they finally performed on “Today” or whatever, they were shaky, but I figured after a few pops of Viagra and a couple of rubs of Ben-Gay, they would get it together. Well, these bitches haven’t. Last night, they performed at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto and that shit is like a depressing movie. Every wobbly note they sang made me feel more and more empty inside.

They really should rename the tour, “The Mid-Life Crisis Tour of 2008,” because that’s what this shit looks like.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to waste money to see their mess in concert. I have to remember to bring a hanky and a teddy bear for hugging. This shit is going to be all sorts of sad.

Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry

Who the fuck knew a pre-nose-job Halle Berry dated Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block. Homegirl couldn’t even get her some Jordan Knight?! Danny was like the basement new kid. The one we never talked about. It was probably Danny’s braided rat tail that lured her in. And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can’t….

Here’s more vintage NKOTB hotness. Seriously, they should wear this shit on their new tour. Go all out!

Sex On The Beach

The “10-year-old girl from 1986” in me screamed a little when I first saw this NKOTB video for their new single “Summertime.” Okay, okay. I am a 10-year-old girl from 1986. What’s your point?

My only complaint is that the the rest of them needed to follow Joey McIntyre’s lead and get completely topless. And yes, this shit is total cheese, but it’s their first video in 45 years or something. As you can tell from their dance skills, it’s been a while.

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This Is Not Gay Al…..Is It?

Crunk + Disorderly posted a couple of pictures what looks like Gay Al. Who knows when these pictures were taken or for what purpose, but he’s sort of looking sexay? Ack. No, I can’t go there.

Most queens use a busted webcam for their ManHunt profile pictures, but it looks like Gay Al went to great lengths to look extra hot in his.

Did Star Jones Learn Nothing From Gay Al?

All those years with Gay Al should have taught Star Jones how to deep throat properly. Come on, Star! Swallow that shit in one shot. Gay Al would’ve had that thing halfway down his throat before the photographer could even think about taking his picture.

Star Jones is single, sexy and living it up in Cannes. The middle thumbnail looks like Gay Al’s face after a night out with his “boys.”

Star also kissed up to a friend’s dog. That dog is gay! Star can’t help it. Like a fly to fruit…..