Gay Al Wants To Talk

I’ve decided to use a picture of Gay Al with fat Star, because fat Star is soooo much better than today’s Star. I miss fat Star. Not really. So….Gay Al is ready to talk about his split from Star! He’s looking to talk, but he wants to get paid. Full Disclosure is reporting that he’s shopping around his first TV interview to the highest bidder.

A source said, “He has got to make a buck somehow. He’s been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star.” Six-figures?! Are we talking money or dick size? And to think that I was going to offer him a Bel Ami video, a Barbie manicure set and some used anal beads.

Six-figures? He must have jizz in the brains. Besides, what else is there to tell? He likes juicy salchicha and Star is a lie-teller. We basically know everything.

Come Rain Or Come Shine

We’re going to try this RedLasso shit again. They claim this crap is working again. Anyway, New Kids on the Block were on “Today” this morning. I’m so fucking glad I didn’t drag my lazy ass out of my bed chamber for this shit. It’s fucking raining! I don’t care if they performed naked with Phoebe Price as their go-go dancer, nothing is worth standing in the rain for hours and hours. Okay, chocolate cake is, but they didn’t have that.

Let’s be honest, they sounded like a group of raccoons fighting in an empty garbage can. Who cares?! They are not known for their oral abilities. Well, Jordan is, but that’s a different story!

Even if I did drag my gay ass up there, I would have been staring at their crazy fans instead. They are so hot. I could have made a killing if I set up a “moms jean” booth near the stage.

I can’t wait to see these bitches live. I’m bringing my ear plugs, because I don’t know if I can take hearing them sing live again. Blame it on the rain, that was fallin’ falling.

Above is those hot pepaws performing “Right Stuff” and “Step By Step.”

Click here to see “Summertime”

Click here to see “Tonight”

Click here to see their interview