Tater Head is really starting to make me feel sorry for her. She desperately wants us all to think she’s sexy, relevant, hot and interesting. The girl is trying so hard. Even if she wore a t-shirt with “LOVE ME” written in rhinestones, we still wouldn’t buy what she’s selling. It’s okay Tater Head, I loves you and think you’re a sexy piece. I crossed my eyes, toes and ass lips while I writing that, but don’t tell her.
Here’s some pics of the other alley cats at UsWeekly’s Hot Hollywood part last night. Visit UsWeekly for more pictures if you give an eff.
When I first saw Fantasia’s skunk head a day or two ago, I thought it was a joke! Homegirl is for real. You know, it’s straight-up Fantasia. A straight up mess! The hair, the braces, it’s all working for me. Hoodrat with actual rat hair! I think that dress was pulled out of a trash can.
It looks like Fantasia went out and got herself the KFed cut with a splash of bleach. Don’t laugh. This is going to be the shit. Posh will get it, then Rihanna and then everyone else. She probably only bleached one side, because her eyes were slowly being burned. I have brown hair and I tried to go blonde once and I swear I almost died. It was like the devil’s breath was breathing on my head. Awful. Fanny must have been grabbing hard on that vagina piercing to ease the pain.
Here’s Fantasia at a Grammy lounge today with Young Dro. This is probably one of the only times vendors didn’t want a celebrity to pose with their schwag. They were like, “Oh Fantasia, it’s ok! Just take the shit. As much as you want. We don’t need a picture. The camera is um…it broke. Just go. Take it. We’ll get you next time.”
Fanny's people have denied that she's knocked up with Young Dro's baby. It was reported this morning that she was expecting. Her rep said, "Fantasia is not pregnant and the Internet rumors are entirely untrue."
When asked why she's missed so many shows for "The Color Purple" on Broadway the show's rep said, "It is true that she has missed some performances because she has gotten sick from time to time over the nine months, but doing eight shows a week is a lot so she missed a few."
Fanny has one 6-year-old daughter named Zion. I was counting on Fanny to be pregnant. She'd be a mess! Fanny would walk around knocked up in a bikini. Sexy. She would also not break my heart by giving her baby some boring ass name.
No! No! No! No! Fanny cannot be knocked up. PageSix reports that's there's a rumor going around that Fantasia is pregnant with the baby of an Atlanta rapper named Young Dro. This may be the reason why Fanny was out of "The Color Purple" on Broadway so much. Homegirl missed like 50 performances or something. I doubt it was because she was pregnant, she's just lazy.
Baby's fucking everywhere. If Dakota Fanning gets knocked up I just don't know what I'm going to do. Shit, I better run out and get e.p.t just in case! You should too.
Somebody let Fantasia know that now she has money, she doesn't have to shop at Frederick's anymore. Lame and patent leather?! Come on Fanny. Keep your freak behind closed doors.
Those braces add a nice touch. She should've put some gold rubberbands in there to bring the look together.
Here's Fanny at Heineken's Red Star Soul in NYC last night.
