Category: False Alarms
Nicki Minaj Didn’t Announce A Collaboration With Crocs Today After All
I hope Nicki Minaj reserves some time today to send a stack of hand-written apologies to the Crocs head office today. Because Nicki owes a couple of people in Crocs customer service and Crocs IT an apology today for helping to crash the Crocs website earlier this week with her social media shenanigans. Especially since it has since been revealed that Nicki’s little stunt had nothing to do with Crocs in the first place! She just released some music.
Open Post: Hosted By The Tree Croissant That Looked Like An Iguana
If this had happened in Florida as you probably assumed when reading the title, it would be about the iguana in a tree that looked like a croissant and was eaten by a cracked-out local who ended up in ER to have it removed before it could finish feasting on their spleen. An ultrasound would also reveal that the iguana eater was probably pregnant with a human-alligator hybrid.
Instead, we are treated today to a much milder case of mistaken identity that took place this past week in Kraków, Poland, but with just as many questions and all the terror struck in the hearts of those who thought they were seeing a tropical reptile in their non-tropical midst.