If you’ve ever watched an episode of the charming (and also very funny) elementary school sitcom Abbott Elementary by TIME 100 influential person Quinta Brunson, then you know it’s generally a light-hearted show about the ha-ha-has of teaching at a public school. But I guess some people see the “Elementary” in Abbott Elementary, and the most corroded wrinkle of their brain goes straight to wondering how Sheryl Lee Ralph and Principal Coleman would handle an active shooter situation. A lot of people think that way because Quinta recently revealed that she gets asked to write a school shooter episode a lot.
You know those inane “25 Things You Never Knew About…” questionnaires they have in the glossy mags that are super dumb but you read them while you’re pooping since it’s better than thinking about how weird pooping is? Well, Kate Hudson was recently featured in one of those for a Cosmopolitan cover story and it blew up in her face. Sandwiched between the prompts “The last photo I took on my phone” and “My me-time rituals” lay a hidden bomb. A question so probing, so searing in its search for profound truth that it gets to the core of what it means to be human: “The laziest thing I’ve ever done“. Kate’s Answer? “Have a C-section!“.
Tick. Tock. POW motherfuckers!