Category: Costco
Costco Is Selling a 7-Pound Bucket Of Nutella
Screw your New Year’s resolution, because Costco is here to slather on some creamy goodness for bulking season. The big-box Mecca and source of my Sunday brunch (also know as the MMA fighting octagon to old folks) is known for its enormous stores and just-as enormous portions. If you’re ever needing a pack of 900 condoms or 300 hot dogs, Costco is the place to go! It was only last summer when Costco said they were going to be “healthier” and stop selling their Polish sausage at their snack shack. It didn’t take long for the Costco executive board to recognize that, uh, this is Costco, so they’re now hawking a 7-pound bucket of Nutella for the bargain bin price of $22.
A Fist Fight Broke Out Between Two Senior Citizens At Costco Over Free Samples
Two grumpy old men got into a fist fight at Costco, and surprisingly it wasn’t over the last known Costco Café polish hotdog on earth. No, this fight was at everyone’s happy place, a place that keeps most of us coming back time and time again, a place that comforts us on our darkest of days. Yes, two old-timers desecrated the sanctity of the free sample line by having a full-on punching match during the free sample lunch rush.