If you had told me before today that Don Johnson had a weird connection to Donald Trump, I might guess that “Don Johnson” is an alias Donald Trump uses when his Cialis high hasn’t worn off yet. It turns out, that would be the obvious answer, since the real reason is much more random. But still very, very Trump in nature, which is to say – extremely tacky and scammy.
I hope Trey Parker has the number of a good tattoo removal specialist, and I hope his soon to be ex-wife Boogie Parker (née Tillmon) has a good lawyer. According to The Blast, Trey just filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage citing “irreconcilable differences”, which always makes me think about baby Drew Barrymore. Which is weird because Trey and Boogie’s 6-year-old kid, Betty Boogie, looks a lot like baby Drew (and she acts too, she frequently voices Ike on South Park). While irreconcilable differences sounds like a pretty chill reason to get divorced, I have a feeling there’s nothing chill about this one. Trey, who is worth approximately $500 million dollars, is asking to “terminate any spousal support due to the former couple’s prenup”. You see, according to Vice, Boogie was a stripper when they met.
Kaley Cuoco was on Vogue.com’s Sad Hot Girls series, and told a story about how she dumped a famous actor for being a cheapskate. We all know Kaley Cuoco has that Big Bang Theory money, so I’m sure there’s a lot of people judging her for judging someone else’s lack of tipping, but this story actually happened when she was 19 years old. Kaley calls the guy “John,” because if she said his real name, “you’d know who he is.”