I hope Trey Parker has the number of a good tattoo removal specialist, and I hope his soon to be ex-wife Boogie Parker (née Tillmon) has a good lawyer. According to The Blast, Trey just filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage citing “irreconcilable differences”, which always makes me think about baby Drew Barrymore. Which is weird because Trey and Boogie’s 6-year-old kid, Betty Boogie, looks a lot like baby Drew (and she acts too, she frequently voices Ike on South Park). While irreconcilable differences sounds like a pretty chill reason to get divorced, I have a feeling there’s nothing chill about this one. Trey, who is worth approximately $500 million dollars, is asking to “terminate any spousal support due to the former couple’s prenup”. You see, according to Vice, Boogie was a stripper when they met.
Boogie and Trey seemed happy and loving on Instagram as recently as January, but the divorce filing indicates February 18th as the official date of separation.
Parker filed the documents Tuesday in Los Angeles against wife, Boogie Parker. They married in 2014, and it’s currently unclear what led to the split, but Trey and Boogie are regularly seen on each other’s social media accounts. They were even seen sharing a kiss on New Year’s Eve.
In addition to trying to leave my new BFF Boogie high and dry, Trey is asking for joint custody of Betty. Boogie also has a son, Kobe, from a previous relationship whom Trey has referred to as his stepson. And it looks like he’s a big part of their lives.
Trey himself was previously married for 2 years “to ‘Japanese socialite’ Emma Sugiyama” which Vice claims “broke down over the mid-life crisis” he was having with Boogie. Boogie, why’d you do it? Why’d you sign that prenup girl?! This cheap bastard better at least give her several of his palatial homes.