Category: Book Smart

Calm Down, America, Marie Kondo Isn’t Trying To “Fahrenheit 451” Your Books

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Not since Lauren Conrad showed America she’s a first degree literature MURDERER has the U.S.  been this pissed! Tidying Up starring Marie Kondo involves telling people to get rid of shit that no longer brings them joy, and she always tells people to go through cluttered bookcases and toss the books they’re no longer as connected with. People took to social media to accuse Marie of being a one-woman army of trying to make the U.S. illiterate. Well, even more illiterate, since the president can’t spellhamburger.” Marie now says the whole thing is a misunderstanding. Continue reading


Justin Timberlake Calls Jessica Biel’s Body A Temple In His New Book

October 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Imagine for a moment being Justin Timberlake. Of course there are some terrifying aspects of this scenario; you’re forever going to remind people of Top Ramen, Prince’s ghost will hate you for eternity, and you’ll have Wonder Wheel on your IMDB page forever. But the obvious advantage is that nobody will ever say “no” to you. Wanna rip Janet Jackson’s shirt off in front a worldwide audience? Sure! Want to write pop album but disguise it as a country album? Go ahead! Want to write a book called Hindsight: And All The Things I Can’t See In Front Of Me? Absolutely, Justin! That sounds like a great idea!

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