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Indiana Jones 5 doesn’t come out until next year, but Lucasfilm and Disney+ are already looking at ways to milk that franchise and are reportedly working on a possible TV series. Harrison Ford has apparently hung up his Indy fedora for good, and Steven Spielberg has said before that Harrison will never be replaced as Indiana Jones (You hear that, Chris Pratt?!). Personally, since I’m obsessed with balls, I want an origin story on that giant ball that almost took Indy out. But I have another totally original idea. How about a TV series that follows a young Indy as he goes on adventures worldwide and meets historical figures of the time? That kind of show has NEVER been done before! – HuffPo
Jason Momoa fell in love with a wild pig he met on the set of his new movie, and he brought the oinker home. Cut to thirsty, hard-up hos hanging around the set of a Jason Momoa movie while loudly oinking and wiggling their tails – Celebitchy
Last month, Kanye West brought up the old rumor that Drake fucked Pimp Mama Kris. So eyes widened over a video of Drake tightly hugging Kris at the CFDA Awards. I don’t know; that video may have been viral marketing from KY because even the sight of that unholy union is enough to dry up down-low parts everywhere – Lainey Gossip
The flaming Porta-Potty that is the current state of Twitter has become even more of a flaming Porta-Potty – Just Jared
Wild boars of Florida, brace yourselves, because Shakira is moving to Miami with her children after working out a custody arrangement with her ex Gerard Piqué – E! News
If Millie Bobby Brown ever gets her wish of playing Our Lady of Cheetos in a biopic, she probably won’t get a blessing from Britney Spears herself. Because on Instagram, Brit Brit reacted to MBB playing her in a movie by writing, “Dude, I’m not dead!!!” Err, nobody tell Brit Brit that a shitty Lifetime movie about her life exists.. – BuzzFeed
Just what everyone (read: no one except for Casey Anthony’s bank account) has been begging for, Casey Anthony will talk in a Peacock docuseries. But instead of watching that, I’d much rather watch a livestream of a shrieking Nancy Grace rapidly boiling inside and combusting while watching the Casey Anthony docuseries – Pajiba
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