Night Crumbs
When the story came out that Broadway star Lillias White mistakenly accused an audience member of recording a performance of Hadestown (the audience member had hearing loss and was using a captioning device), some brought up Patti LuPone’s name since La LuPone is known for checking audience members. Well, La LuPone saw her name being mentioned, and this morning, she tweeted, “Quite a week on Broadway, seeing my name being bandied about. Gave up my Equity card; no longer part of that circus. Figure it out.” And she later confirmed that after her run in Broadway’s Company ended in July, she made the decision to resign from Equity since she doesn’t plan on gracing the stage with her presence for a very long time. The rude ass theatergoers of the world have won! But I refuse to accept Patti LuPone’s resignation until she over-dramatically gives it on a Broadway stage before snapping at chorus boys to carry her out of the theater one last time. I mean, announcing you’re quitting Broadway in a tweet on a Monday is so not a diva thing to do – Playbill
Halloween Ends Until The Next Reboot Is Announced In A Week was #1 at the domestic box office this weekend with $41.3 million. So since many people paid to see Halloween Ends in the theater, I’m guessing movie theater customer service counters were really busy with people demanding a refund after watching that cold turd – Pajiba.
While luxuriating in an opulent bubble bath and trying hard to keep her Hello Titties from making an appearance, Mariah Carey let everyone know that it’s not time for Christmas stuff just yet. You hear that, evil stores that are already terrorizing ears by playing Christmas music in October?! – SOW
Because I know you were wondering, Drew Barrymore explains why she’s had a closed sign on her coochie since divorcing Will Kopelman in 2016 – HuffPo.
At the Academy Museum Gala, THEE Diana Ross looked like she got jumped by the apparel trims section of a JoAnn Fabrics, won the battle, and gorgeously wore the carcasses of her enemies as trophies – Lainey Gossip
And at the premiere of Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, Janelle Monae served High Priestess of the Red Scrunchies glamour – Celebitchy.
Speaking of Knives Out, director Rian Johnson says that Daniel Craig’s character, Benoit Blanc, is gay, and his lover appears in Glass Onion. Rian won’t say who plays Benoit’s piece, but he will say that the choice is perfect for Benoit, and Daniel added, “Who wouldn’t want to live with that person?” There’s talk that Hugh Grant plays Benoit’s piece since Hugh Grant makes a cameo in the movie. But based on what Daniel said, I’m guessing Benoit’s man is either Leslie Jordan or Richard Simmons. Yes, that’s what Richard Simmons has really been up to all these years – Just Jared
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