Night Crumbs

May 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Kaley Cuoco went Instagram official with her new man, actor Tom Pelphrey of Guiding Light, Ozark, and Outer Range. And this may cause the makers of Third Time’s A Charm wedding decorations to slide into Kaley’s DMs, but sorry, tricks, she’s claimed that she’s done with marriage forever after getting divorced for the second time. So unless Kaley pulls some “I was just kidding when I swore off marriage” shit and gets engaged again, we’re basically looking at the Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn of our time!  – Just Jared

Whether universal treasure Dolly Parton likes it or not, she will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s class of 2022 along with Pat Benatar, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Carly Simon, Lionel Richie, and Eminem. While I’m happy that the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame will be touched by the greatness of Dolly, I’m calling 911 on them for not inducting three-time nominee Kate Bush AGAIN and turning her into the Susan Lucci of the RRHOF  – Pitchfork

Presenting, the epitome of DUH! – Us Weekly

Well, it looks like soon the world will have a newborn baby named Bud Light because Post Malone is going to be somebody’s father – Complex

Because coke and MDMA can’t kill COVID-19, it looks like it was one of the main headliners at Coachella, unsurprisingly – Celebitchy

Janelle Monaé will star as Josephine Baker in a new TV series – Deadline

A new Jackass series for Paramount+ is in the works, and I’m guessing that it’s going to star a new group of youngins’ who will gladly torture their genitals, stomachs, and other body parts for fame and a check. Unless the old Jackass dudes really want their tombstones to read: He Died Doing What He Loved, Which Was Getting His Balls Electrouted While Riding A Bull In Heat – Variety

Watch for shooting nerd jizz today, because not only is it Star Wars Day, but the trailer for the Obi-Wan Kenobi  series is out – Pajiba

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