A Photographer Claims To Have An “Embarrassing” Picture Of Prince Andrew From His “BBC Newsnight” That Would “Rock The Monarchy” If It Came Out

We’ve all seen enough shocking and embarrassing photos of Prince Andrew to last several lifetimes. I mean his chimpanzee with a coffee addiction teeth-situation alone is shocking and embarrassing enough to warrant an investigation. However, according to The Daily Mail, a photographer who worked on Andrew’s soon-to-be dramatized BBC Newsnight interview, is in possession of a photo of Andrew from that shoot that is “SO shocking,” and “SO embarrassing” that it would “rock the monarchy” if it were ever to be made public. So naturally he “hinted that it may feature” in the upcoming film. No wonder Hugh Grant has denied he’s in talks to play Andrew. Playing a disgraced Royal caught up in a sex scandal involving young girls is one thing, but he’s not about to risk his career and reputation reenacting a scene in which Andrew is covertly photographed reaching into his pants (presumably), pulling out a cheesy dick-booger and smelling it before popping it in his mouth. Talk about a career/boner killer.

But first, speaking of boner killers, the day the news that his Newsnight interview was being made into a movie was announced, Andrew was photographed horseback riding. Let me tell you, I was plenty shocked and embarrassed to learn that Andrew is hung like a Tofurky Holiday roast.

If I have to see Prince Andrew looking like an overstuffed sausage riding a horse on a Sunday morning, so do you. Even his gloves look miserable. pic.twitter.com/8v6x2wcm3b

— Nevermore Elanor (@FuchsiaGr0an) July 17, 2022

That poor horse. They’re going to be forever associated with Britain’s Most Embarrassing Bulge. While my capacity to be shocked and embarrassed by Andrew is in rapid decline, DM reports on the even more embarrassing photo of Andrew that’s floating around out there, threatening to “make the public drop their cornflakes.” Little do they know I lost my ability to drop my cereal when I was sailing under Capt. Crunch during the Cheerio Uprising of 1993.

A photographer working for the BBC during Prince Andrew’s car-crash Newsnight interview claims to have taken a shocking picture of the Royal that would shake the monarchy if it ever became public.

Mark Harrison declined to reveal what he captured, but said it would ’embarrass Prince Andrew and the Royal Family’ if it were released.

It is understood the Duke insisted the picture never become public, but Mr Harrison hinted that it may feature in a forthcoming film about how the BBC secured the interview. As a dramatisation, producers may feel free to recreate their own version of the ‘jaw-dropping’ image.

The upcoming movie is called Scoop and is based on a book of the same name about “how the BBC secured some of its landmark interviews.” I get the feeling Andrew was an easy mark, they probably lured him in with an offer of a sensual foot massage. My guess is they snapped him walking in with bare feet and a t-shirt that read “Mummy’s Little Flirt.”

‘Our jaws dropped to the floor when we saw it. It would cause Andrew much embarrassment – and imagine how high the bar has to be to cause him embarrassment after everything that has happened.’

Mr Harrison, an award-winning portrait photographer, said of his shot: ‘It has been seen by only a few people but it would be a big deal for the Royal Family. There is a lot more from that day that is not yet in the public domain.’

The source added: ‘It’s the kind of thing which would make the public drop their cornflakes. It is definitely not what Andrew would want out there and apparently he insisted that it remained secret. It was not one of the shots the BBC released.

‘There is, of course, a chance that it will at some point come out for all to see, perhaps if the price is right. Of course the movie about the interview is happening so that is a possibility.’

Jesus Fucking Christ, they got me. Now I’ve got to actively be on the lookout for a more embarrassing picture of Andrew than this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgKQSx1MChu/

Pic: BBC via YouTube