Night Crumbs
A quick minute before the revenge porn trial between Blac Chyna and Rob Kartrashian was about to go down, they agreed to a settlement and the jury was sent home. Krisis4Kris averted! This lawsuit is not to be confused with Chyna’s defamation case against the Koven (which she lost). Chyna filed this lawsuit against Rob in 2017 after he posted several naked pictures of her during their messy break-up. The details of their settlement aren’t known and it’s also not known if The Brokest Kartrashian™ agreed to pay Chyna any money. If he did, then I’m guessing he’ll look into his wallet and see nothing but mothballs before saying to Pimp Mama Kris, “Um, can you spot me…unless Chyna is okay with being paid in socks.” – Celebitchy
The world’s supply of sequins is now gone because Mariah Carey wore tons of fucking sequins and more to become a big sparkling sashaying billboard for Billy Eichner’s movie Bros, which doesn’t come out until September. Either Mimi is Billy’s biggest fan or Billy has some seriously damaging blackmail material on her (like video of Mimi bopping along to Jenny From The Block) – Lainey Gossip
Director Paul Haggis was arrested in Italy on new sexual assault charges. And don’t be too surprised if Paul claims that this is the work of Scientology trying to take him down for speaking out against them because that’s what he said about past sexual assault allegations – Pajiba
Chris D’Elia, accused creeper phlegm ball, is now somebody’s husband, for real – Us Weekly
And on the cover of Rolling Stone, Megan Thee Stallion is delivering some Mad Max bridal glamour – OMG Blog
Errr, I hate to say it, but I’m throwing a suspicious side-eye at Donna Mills’ claim that she was the inspiration for Sandy in Grease. Because nowhere in the Grease script is Sandy described as being one of the most gorgeous and glamorous women in the world!!!! – SOW
Broadway’s mask policy will take its final bow at the end of the month, and audience members will no longer have to cover their breathing holes with a mask – Just Jared
And that leads me to declaring Patti LuPone’s Mask Rant as our new reigning Hot Slut of the Month thanks to it getting 51.8% of the votes. Sadly, we probably won’t get a glorious sequel to Patti LuPone’s now-legendary Mask Rant since Broadway audience members won’t be required to wear a mask anymore. But don’t worry, there are many other things for Patti LuPone to scream at a trick over. So brace yourself for Patti LuPone’s Opening The Wrapper Of A Hard Candy During A Show Rant to win a future HSOTM title. Thanks to all who voted!
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