Hot Slut Of The Day!
Leo, the dog who’s a master at delivering “not amused” up-eyes!
Leo is a TikTok famous dog (Note to self: If I ever forget that it’s 2022, I’ll re-read that last part) with hundreds of thousands of followers who hit the follow button on his account because he’s The Winona Ryder’s Many Faces of Dogs. And one of his best expressions is putting his eyeballs in the “Bitch, I don’t need this” position.
While 2009’s Hot Slut Grand Champion, STAINS, won hearts with his oh-so-excited eye globes, Leo has won hearts with his not amused eyes. In a TikTok put together by his human, Leo’s eyeballs are stuck mid-eye-roll as the TikTok robot voice narrates his internal monologue about how he’s on a dry food-only diet because the vet said he needed to lose some chunk, and then it goes into an emotional tale about how Leo has to fill his stomach with water, which makes him have to pee, and he didn’t want to bother his human so he pissed in the bathroom like she does. If Rachel Zegler wants to win back the internet after pissing everyone off with her dramatic reading of Britney Spears’ message to Jamie Lynn Spears, she should do a dramatic reading of THIS:
@thedognamed.leo The eyerolls😂😂 #dog #storytime #dogs #funnydog #doggosoftiktok
But before you call the ASPCA on Leo’s human for this mistreatment, she posted another TikTok where Leo proved that he forgives her by temporarily taking his eyes out of the up-eye position to heal her with his saliva. I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes, “Awww, thank you, Dr. Adorable, I’m cured,” whenever their dog licks an owwie:
@thedognamed.leo Its that easy! 😂 #healed #dog #comedy #funnydog #wounded @Dwayne Huskey
Or maybe Leo isn’t “healing” his human. Maybe he’s basting her because he’s fucking hungry! That has to be it.
Pics: TikTok