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Frank Ocean’s Nightmare-Inducing Shrek Baby!
Frank Ocean showed up to last night’s MEH Gala dressed up as a super luxurious parking attendant in Prada, and I’m not sure what his look had to do with the theme, In America: A Lexicon Of Fashion, but his entire look wasn’t about his outfit. It was all about the puke-colored robot baby in his arms. But again, I’m not quite sure how that plastic Teletubby loogie with eyes fits with the theme? I mean, the current state of America is a scary one and Frank Ocean’s date is now a resident of my night terrors, so maybe that’s the link?
Along with his Prada-fied suburban dad ensemble, Frank wore a necklace from his luxury jewelry label, Homer. Although, not many were looking at his opulent anal beads necklace because their eyes were too busy bulging with fear over his robotic alien baby that looks like something Tom Cruise will commission the Scientology engineers to make when he wants another kid. Frank introduced his green screen infant creature to reporters as “Cody.” Well, now I know what name to scream when he visits me in my nightmares to eat whatever is left of my soul and I’m begging him for mercy.
Frank Ocean.
That’s the tweet. pic.twitter.com/YnnqybOg3Y
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) September 14, 2021
And while talking to the Met Gala white carpet co-host, Keke Palmer, Frank won a gold medal in REACHING by saying Cody may fit with the America theme since he’s the work of Hollywood magic.
of course Frank Ocean would do his first on-camera interview in years while holding an alien baby and talking in abstract about the influences of the world 😭 https://t.co/g1K9gton34
— Eric Skelton (@ericskelton) September 14, 2021
As scary as Cody is, he really is the perfect party date. I mean, if you brought Cody as your plus one to any event or party, nobody would talk to you or go near you because they’d be too damn frightened. That’s the selling point of selling points!
Pic: AP/Evan Agostini