Sorry fellas, you missed your chance. Wendy Williams is taken! Page Six reports that Wendy recently posted a picture of her latest gentleman friend on Instagram, and while we don’t know many details about her mystery man, he’s been described as “a middle-aged white man wearing a gray T-shirt.” Wendy’s coy caption for the photo, which reads “My son’s 21st birthday party on the yacht in #Miami was everything he wanted! Even my boyfriend,” leaves much to the imagination. Like, did she pass out while typing or what?
Here’s Wendy and her new man.
Even your boyfriend…? Had a good time? Was everything Kevin Jr. wanted? WHAT WENDY!?!?! Page Six reports:
Wendy Williams has a new man.
The irrepressible talk show icon posted a pic on Instagram Saturday night that backdoor-introduced followers to a man she referred to as her boyfriend.
Williams, 57, included a shot of her and the man in question in her car, though it’s hard to identify anything about the gentleman beyond the fact that he seems to be a middle-aged white man wearing a gray T-shirt.
I swear I read that as “irresponsible” no less than 3 times and didn’t bat an eye. As you may recall, Wendy’s last boyfriend, contractor Mike Esterman, was a middle-aged white man wearing a blue oxford shirt, so she may be letting her standards slip a little. If Jamie Spears had two coherent thoughts to rub together, he would have taken the opportunity to court Wendy himself in the hopes of lifting the curse she put on his family for good! Mike and Wendy met on her show when he won a segment creatively called “Date Wendy,” but the long-distance romance fizzled after 3 dates.
While the pair seemed to agree that the problems posed by the distance between them and their respective schedules were too great to surmount, things deteriorated in the wake of the split.
“I didn’t say anything [publicly about it] because I’m that grown,” Williams said on her show in May after Esterman talked to Page Six about the breakup. “We would’ve had this discussion way behind the scenes. I am not embarrassed because I’m that grown. But since childish ones — Mike — well, he’s giving quotes!”
Some might see Wendy’s post as lazy, half-baked, and possibly accidental, but the truth is, Wendy is as strategic, calculating, and savvy as they come. Good luck getting a quote from gray blob #2 over here, suckers!