Bella Hadid Wore A Golden Lung Breast Ornament At Cannes

Elena Lenina’s sequined Cinnabon breastesses may have stolen the show at the 74th Cannes Film Festival and also our hearts, but there were plenty of stunt queens to go around at the film festival and so more titty theater was in store! Bella Hadid brought her dead eyes to the Cannes red carpet and let her titties breathe in some fresh air underneath an elegant gold titty cover.

Bella Hadid is 24 years young, but she’s really mastered the super-sexy-late-40s-MILF look and has been dedicated to it for years. Her appearance at Cannes was no different, and she attended a screening of the film Tre Piani (Three Floors) wearing an attention-grabbing outfit, or should I say, “out-tit?” Bella wore a tits-open, simple black Schiaparelli F/W 2021 dress which looked like it was meant for either a Cock Destroyer or a nursing mother and paired it with what looks like a golden lung chest piece hanging from her neck. That or someone poured molten gold into an anthill, which is kind of chic. Did I zoom in insanely hard to locate her nipples and found that the nude pasties were actually way higher than I thought they would be? I can neither confirm nor deny that happened.

Bella Hadid at the 74th Cannes Festival in France 2021 pic.twitter.com/xDnSmVVNjy

— chu (@chuuzus) July 11, 2021

Can’t wait until next year when someone wears a bronzed hymen on a red carpet. And you thought the most attention-hungry thing someone would do at Cannes would be sing while eating cooch?

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