Jeff Lewis Got Plastic Surgery On His Eyelids To Look More “Rested”
It’s been about two years since we’ve posted anything about Jeff Lewis, 51, one of the former faces of Bravo’s Flipping Out, who seemed to spend more time having tantrums and flipping humans out of his life than homes. Don’t judge, because these things happen when no one takes the time to appreciate how very much like a busted-lipped and slightly less suave Ricardo Montalbán you actually look.
There’s a lot to choose from here, but I’m pretty sure Jeff’s classiest moment was when he insulted the jarringly hirsute (to him) cooch situation of the surrogate he and former life and work partner Gage Edward (aka “Barbie Bitch“) had hired to carry their daughter, Monroe Christine, now four. These days, when Jeff isn’t hosting glamorous (and maybe soon-to-be single?) guests like Tori Spelling on his XM Radio show, Jeff Lewis Live, he’s going under the scalpel to turn the tables and frighten some eyeballs as only he can. Last month, Jeff got plastic surgery on his eyelids and recently shared a picture of the finished result.
via People:
Jeff Lewis is all healed from his lower eyelid surgery – and seeing results!
The Bravo alum, 51, shared to his Instagram Story this week side by side photos of the “before” and “after” results of his procedure, which he had back in May.
Lewis opened up about getting surgery on his lower eyelids during a May 24 episode of his SiriusXM show, Jeff Lewis Live.
“It’s fat repositioning,” he explained. “This is kind of a cutting edge procedure. Normally, they’ll suck out the fat, but this doesn’t require folding of the skin or stitching or pulling. They go inside my eye lid but it doesn’t change the shape of your eye.”
And the before and after:
Apparently, this type of surgery is meant to shift the fat that can cause dark circles or puffiness, and create a more refreshed appearance. Here is what Jeff posted after the procedure:
Now, little Monroe Christine has a strong stomach, because if my four-year-old self had ever seen my father crashed out on the couch with an expired garlic sausage fossilizing on his forehead and two baggies of frozen Keebler Elf balls after a ritual mass castration dangling under his creepily bandaged eyes, I’d have fears well beyond my ability to articulate. But she’s just grinning as if this weren’t the weirdest shit she’d ever seen her human do, and let’s face it, it probably wasn’t.
You might be asking yourself just what Jeff and his exquisitely refreshed new eyeballs were getting rested up for, and clearly, it’s this right here, because who wouldn’t want to be as awake and alert as possible to witness Tori deep-throating a champagne bong (“Chambong“) as if it were Dean McDermott‘s mighty, gushing Mt. Rainier of a peen?
Somewhere in a maternity ward far, far away, the surrogate is hate-scrolling through Jeff’s IG feed and wondering if he’d de-balled those elves himself in a fit of rage.
Pics: Wenn.com, Instagram via People