Night Crumbs
Bill and Melinda Gates’ marriage has reportedly been as dead as Zune for a while now, and apparently, Bill’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein did everything but help things. Why do I have a feeling that Ghislaine Maxwell is going to call up Microsoft’s headquarters and say, “Hello, Billy, it’s me, I’ve seen the news about your marriage and I have a proposition for you… Oh, this isn’t Bill Gates? This is the receptionist? He’s not there anymore? Fuck! And I can only make one call today!” – Celebitchy
Lady Gaga took a little time out from doing the dishes to work the pap stroll outside of her hotel while crying over the end of filming for House of Gucci. Or maybe she’s crying because Patrizia Reggiani put a shredded meat dress in her bed as a warning! – Lainey Gossip
Unlike Emma Stone’s Cruella accent, the Cruella soundtrack is not awful – Pajiba
Okay, but judging solely on Venom’s cartoon ass voice, I’m guessing that Venom: Let There Be Carnage will end with Venom reuniting with his long lost twin brother Audrey II – OMG Blog
Where is Chris Crocker when you really need them? – Egotastic!
Oh, look my eyesight is now “mistook Halsey for Joan Jett” levels of horrible – Popoholic
Ryan Reynolds wants Deadpool to be open about his love of poon and peen in the Deadpool sequel – Towleroad
Grey’s Anatomy and Ellen Pompeo’s endlesss stream of incoming checks: two things that will never ever die out – SOW
Without saying his name, Zac Efron’s ex-girlfriend, Sarah Bro, accused him of brainwashing and manipulating her – Popculture
Princess Michael of Kunt’s husband, Prince Michael of Kunt, has been accused of pulling an Original Fergie, among other grifts – Just Jared
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