Anne Heche Threw Another Little TikTok Diss At Ellen DeGeneres
In the past year, we have discovered that the lovable dancing pixie known as Ellen DeGeneres is actually not a pixie at all. More like Satan in Chuck Taylors. And many people have been co-signing her bad behavior, leaving Ellen on a constant tour to reclaim what’s left of her tattered image. I ain’t buying it anymore so she can save that song and dance for people who don’t see through the bullshit. And you can add Anne Heche to that list as well because she has already come out and talked about how Ellen wanted her to dress like a sexless bag lady during their time together. Now she’s having a little more fun at Ellen’s expense in the land where adults automatically become giddy pre-teen girls; TikTok.
Since Anne got some attention thanks to the TikTok where she let us know that Ellen wouldn’t let her bring the sex, E! News says she’s back again to have a little fun during a shapeshifting challenge:
In her latest TikTok video (posted on May 6), the All Rise actress took part in the platform’s shapeshifting challenge, and the video opens with the intriguing question, “Who do you think I’ll get?”
The wildly popular filter allows users to “shapeshift” into a different person, generally one that resembles them. Once a snap is taken, the app chooses a face that is supposed to serve as the best look-alike.
In her first attempt at the challenge, Anne rolled the dice probably hoping she’d come back with someone hot and sultry like Madonna or Jessica Rabbit. But TikTok was having none of that as her first selection was none other than her old wardrobe coach; Ellen DeGeneres!
Right after Anne’s real-life photo transforms into a 1994 throwback of Ellen on a red carpet, her filtered voice is heard saying, “OMG, not her.”
Here’s Anne’s TikTok:
@annehecheoffical Disappointed but not surprised 🤷♀️ #shapeshifting #joke #IFeelWeightless #fp #reaction
I would have been disappointed as well if my ex came up as my closest match. Actually, I would have deleted the app, burned the phone, and never returned to TikTok ever again. But not Anne. She continued her dangerous game of Russian Roulette by spinning the chamber two more times and coming up with Charlize Theron next, then finally the app gave up and shapeshifted her into, you guessed it, Anne Heche. I guess since people are paying her attention this week Anne is going to milk her past ties with Ellen for as long as she can. But it won’t last long. Because she’s risking it all on an app filled with fetuses who are probably wondering, “Who the hell is Anne Hech-chie?”
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