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April 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Mei Mei and Squirt, the fluffy balls of bear-thwarting terror!

This past Saturday in Pasadena, CA, two little yappy things went off on a bear, and that might make you say, “Michael, you and your fellow bossy bottoms need to stop picking fights with bears at the bar. You’re going to get kicked out again!” But this is a story about an actual bear who was chased off by two teeny tiny fluffy bodyguards who makes Napoleon say, “You both are a bold mess with a serious case of ME complex!”

Deedee Mueller lives on a hillside in Pasadena with her two terriers, Mei Mei and Squirt. On Saturday, Deedee said on Facebook that she was at home, taking a nap on the sofa with Mei Mei curled up on her. Deedee kept their kitchen and dining room doors open to let in the breezes and to also make it easy for Mei Mei and Squirt to go outside to do their thing. Well, a bear sashayed on into her backyard and then pulled a reverse Goldilocks by going into Deedee’s home. That bear was messing with the wrong one, or “ones” in this case. Mei Mei and Squirt knew something was afoot and they quickly realized it wasn’t a foot, it was a bear!

Mei Mei jumped right off of Deedee and ran after the bear. Squirt followed. Sure, they are about the size of a bear’s left nutsack and a bear could take them out with a swipe, but do not underestimate the rage that explodes inside a little dog when someone or something gets anywhere near their house. If the pen is mightier than the sword, then a little dog’s yap is mightier than both of those things put together! So of course, the bear made the right decision and chose not to put their ears through the torture anymore and ran off as Mei Mei and Squirt were probably like, “That’s what we thought, bitch!”

This isn’t the first time that Deedee has had an encounter with wild bears. She posts about bear sightings on her YouTube channel, and she said that she believes the bear who sauntered into her house on Saturday may have just gotten out of hibernation, which is why they’re on the skinnier side. So that bear was probably just hoping to open up the fridge, grab some leftovers, heat them up, and enjoy them in peace with a nice glass of stolen cab sav, and those pooches messed up their plan! If only the bear knew how to talk dog and also knew those dogs’ names, they could’ve barked, “Squirt, stop, your humans gave you a name that sounds like a PornHub category. You’ve got bigger things to worry about than me!

Pic: YouTube

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