Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Port-A-Potty Photoshoot

October 27, 2020 / Posted by: Emily

Nothing says “hot hygienic glamour” like flashing your ass in and around a Port-a-Potty during COVID-times. This is exactly what COVID survivor Madonna did for her latest photoshoot for… I’m not sure. Madge posted a behind-the-scenes video of the shoot set to Patti Smith’s cover of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, and, to give credit where credit’s due, hashtagged Patti, her 26-year-old dancer boy toy Ahlamalik Williams (who sex-poses with her against a chain link fence), and Curt (sic) Cobain. She managed to write Kurt’s name correctly on her Instagram, so I guess the fillers only seeped into the spelling part of her brain for a hot sec on Twitter.

Here’s the video:

https://twitter.com/Madonna/status/1320879943170117632

Take a minute and try to name an edgier 62-year-old. Ellen DeGeneres? Ha! Sure, she’s as mean as Madge, but there’s no way she’s as punk. A Port-a-Potty? Pink hair? A knockoff of Billy Porter’s fringey shade hat? Madonna has once again proven she’s the Queen of Reinvention, evolving from bubblegum pop star to religious rebel to naughty sex mistress to spiritual guru to disco queen to Madame X to her final, all-powerful form: a Babadook-esque plastic sex demon who climbs out of the toilets at music festivals to suck all the youth outta your butthole. The stuff of nightmares.

Pic: Twitter

Tags: Madonna, Open Post, Poop

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