Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Daredevil Pussy who jumped out of a burning building!
NBC New York says that on Saturday, RuPaul’s “pussy on fire” line was taken to literal levels of scary when a ginger pussy nearly became charbroiled pussy while trying to get out of a burning apartment in Harlem. Aaron Ganaway recorded video of a cat seriously cursing out us dumb fuck humans for putting him in this position when he clung to a second-story window as the flames tickled his b-hole in a scary way. But luckily, the cat managed to get away after busting out a free fall to safety.
Dog lovers will look at this story and say, “I bet that cat set the fire.” Um, a cat would never set fire to an apartment while still in the apartment. They’d leave the apartment and throw a Molotov cocktail through the window. DUH. This fire was reportedly started by a man who was wanted on domestic violence charges. The man, who didn’t live in the building, locked himself in an apartment and refused to come out when police arrived to enforce a restraining order against him. So the man set the apartment on fire and nearly torched a poor cat in the process.
In the video, the cat hangs out of a window as officers open their arms to him below. A second story jump isn’t that bad for a cat, but that cat is probably thinking, “Do I really want to trust these humans after one of their kind put me in this situation in the first place?!” Eventually, the cat internally does the sign of the cross and leaps, just as the flames catch his tail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pppXRLS6RUQ
The cat is doing okay, despite suffering a little smoke inhalation. The alleged firestarter was taken into custody, and seven people, including two officers, were injured in the fire.
Tommy Cruise better watch it, because this daredevil cat is coming for his Mission: Impossible role. This cat does his own stunts too, although, in Tommy’s defense, the cat is taller and doesn’t wear heels. But seriously, this cat doesn’t have time for stupid movie roles. He’ll be too busy plotting his revenge against humanity for nearly taking him out.
Pic: YouTube