Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin Letting The People Know That It’s Steve Martin Under That Mask 

September 13, 2020 / Posted by:

We’re over 6 months into COVID-19 quarantine (or is it 20 years? Who even knows anymore?) and, amazingly, some celebrities with mugs simply too famous and dazzling to cover up with ugly, corona-blocking masks, have yet to find a solution to keeping themselves protected without shielding the world from their fame Some, that is, but not Steve Martin. Steve has left the Kardashians seething because they wish they came up with this. But then again, a Kardashian’s non-biodegradable ass is their “This Is A Kardashian” sign.

Steve put down his banjo long enough to throw together this amazing and stylish new contraption that lets common people know that they’ve just walked past a celebrity without said celebrity having to remove their mask. The ingenious invention sits on top of the famous person’s giant head….and, that’s about it. But what more do you need to know?

Now, if you happen to be walking down the streets of Los Angeles and you pass a slender, silver-haired pepaw in black sunglasses, you won’t have to wonder if it was Steve Martin, because you’ll know! And when Steve Martin goes to Trader Joe’s, he won’t have to wait in the line because they’ll read his sign and usher him right in! And just like that, everybody made a mental note to wear a silver wig, black sunglasses, and a “Steve Martin ↓” sign when going to Trader Joe’s.

Pic: Twitter

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