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August 4, 2020 / Posted by:

The Crocs-snatching fox of Berlin!

The people who live in the neighborhood of Zehlendorf in Berlin have been dealing with a bold shoe thief who, for weeks, has been stealing their Crocs and flip-flops from their gardens. The shoe robber has committed more than 100 acts of shoe thievery in the neighborhood. The people of Zehlendorf probably thought that either some disgusting kinky bitch with a horny craving for dirt-covered CROCS or a prolific “vintage” shoe eBay seller was the thief, but they later learned that the snatcher was The Fantastic Mr. Fox’s shoe-obsessed German cousin.

German newspaper Tagesspiegel (via BBC News) reports that people who live in Zehlendorf took to a neighborhood watch site to complain about how someone was stealing their shoes from their gardens at night. People also put up flyers around the neighborhood letting people know their shoes were getting snatched. Some of them suspected that it was a low-down dirty fox who was stealing their shoes, and neighbor Christian Meyer confirmed that the Imelda Marcos among them was indeed a damn fox. Tagesspiegel editor Felix Hackenbruch tweeted the picture that Christian Meyer took of the thieving fox in action. Bitch got caught red-handed shoe-mouthed! And Christian also got a picture of the fox’s giant booty of over 100 pairs of shoes:

As far as I know, the shoe thief hasn’t been arrested yet and is still out there. I hope that fox never ever gets caught. I mean, many of the shoes he stole are CROCS and we all know that CROCS are the work of the devil to show humanity that he has a firm grasp on us… and our feets. So this fox deserves sainthood since they are doing the lord’s work by trying to rid the world of pure rubbery evil!

Pic: Twitter

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