Will Arnett Is A Dad For The Third Time
It looks like there’s yet another baby out there who was placed in its father’s arms and immediately thought, “Why does my daddy sound like a sleazy not-smart manwhore magician?” Us Weekly is reporting that Will Arnett’s girlfriend Alessandra Brawn gave birth to their first child together last month.
We learned back in February that 50-year-old Will and his girlfriend Alessandra (whose age is a mystery, but is rumored to be 33), were pregnant after getting together in early 2019. Will is an actor and sometimes cartoon horse, and Alessandra is a fancy rich business type whose 2014 Tuscan wedding was profiled in Vogue. But now they can both add “parents” to their resumes. Will and Alessandra’s rep confirmed the news to Us Weekly that their first kid, a baby boy, was born on May 27th. We also got a name and a nickname! How kind of them to provide both.
“Alexander Denison Arnett was born in Los Angeles on May 27. Denny is home and everyone is doing well.”
This is Alessandra’s second kid (she shares a son Nash with her ex-husband Jon Neidich), and Will’s third. He shares two sons, Archie and Abel, with his second ex-wife Amy Poehler (never forget that his first ex-wife is Penelope Ann Miller). In April, Will appeared with Amy in an at-home segment for the COVID-19 fundraiser Stronger Together, Tous Ensemble, which kind of made it seem like they were quarantining together. But the more likely explanation is that he and Amy have a healthy co-parenting situation going on.
We haven’t gotten any kind of social media confirmation or update on Will and Alessandra’s new baby, because Will hasn’t posted anything on Instagram since the beginning of May, and Alessandra appears to have deleted her account. So we really just know his name, and that he’s a Gemini. But I can tell you they chose a good nickname for him. Denny is just one simple apostrophe and letter S away from being the name of my favorite 24-hour breakfast establishment and source of egg-based gut-rot. And now I want a hot plate of Moons Over My Hammy. See? Truly the sign of a great name.
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