Afternoon Crumbs

Will Arnett either dumped his pregnant girlfriend for Amy Poehler, or Will and Amy are just self-isolating together with their kids Bruce and Demi-style, or they’re in a throuple, or judging by that screenshot they’re being held hostage together against their will. Probably that one – Pajiba

Leonardo DiCaprio’s got a new, young, beautiful bitch on his arm – Lainey Gossip

Dear Jennifer Garner, more of stroller cat and less of you getting excited over nasty germs flying everywhere during your kids’ slumber parties – Celebitchy

The word “Eat” paired with that picture of Kaley Cuoco spreading her legs in front of her dog is making me scream for the animal police! – Egotastic!

I refuse to believe that The Lying Channel and the producers of Before The 90 Days would lie to us by using fake pictures in a fake storyline involving fake catfishing and a woman faking that she’s the most gullible mark of all time – Starcasm

Hailee Steinfeld is giving you “extra in a 90s drugstore perfume commercial that takes place on the beach” and that IS the look – Popoholic

Last year we learned that Emma Watson was no longer self-partnered when she was papped kissing on a dude, and now the dude has been ID’d as Leo Robinton, who used to work at a weed company. IN THIS ECONOMY, even multi-millionaire Hermione Granger wants a dude who’s got weed connections and can get her a discount on the good shit – Just Jared

Pic: CTV