Open Post: Hosted By Ninja Rat
The streets are full of fighting and we don’t need any more of it, but I do have one video of street-fighting which you shouldn’t find overly controversial. Unless you’re really passionate about Tom & Jerry cartoons. A cat and rat got into it in the streets and while you’d assume the cat would sweep that rat with a first-round knockout, Lil’ Ratty had other ideas and was leaping around and sending flying kicks to that cat like it had spent its life training with the Ninja Turtles.
The video footage was taken in Spain last month. While at a friend’s house, someone heard an odd commotion in the streets. What did they find when they went to check? A brawl! Out in the streets was a display of the oldest rivalry the planet has ever known: Pussy Vs. Rat. Of course, the witnesses recorded what they saw, who would believe such a powerful rat existed? This was like if McMuffin Rat was agile.
Did you see that rat bastard? He’s the rat version of The One. He does not want to die. I love that they saunter off at the end–hopefully it was just a friendship spat and nobody ended up dead. Also hopefully that rat never makes it from Spain to New York City. Can you imagine if New York rats got that kind of physical training? They’d take over the subway tunnels!