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June 5, 2019 / Posted by:

The stripper rat of the NYC Subway!

On May 29, views racked up on this video from Instagram of a subway rat working the pole like the rent on its trash can pied-à-terre was due yesterday, and it’s got four hungry ratlings starving for some cold sidewalk pizza. That was a week ago, which is 467 years in internet time, which makes this video retro, pretty much. I’m sure that at this very moment, a video of Stripper Rat’s rival, Stripper Pigeon (scooting its ass on the top of a street lamp), is going viral on social media. Stripper Pigeon will be HSOTD next month. So yes, I’m late (what else is new?), but honestly, it’s never too late to pay tribute to the star of a subway production of Showgirls! Showrats! Or a subway production of Striptease called Stripcheese.

The video of Stripper Rat was submitted to the IG account SubwayCreatures, and it won the submitter a MetroCard for a year. That’s great and everything, but what about Stripper Rat?! Stripper Rat is working it, hustling, and just trying to make it in the city, and all it gets is laughs! The filmer could’ve at least made it rain parmesan on that rat ass!

Hit mute on this video, blast some Pour Some Sugar On Me, and get into the pole skills of Stripper Rat!

I salute you, Stripper Rat! Because if there’s one question we all can answer “yes” to today, it’s the question, “Aren’t we all just a rat on the subway sloppily working the pole for some cheese?

Pic: Instagram

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