Chrissy Teigen has built a career on being REAL with people and telling them more than they need to know on any given day. Which would explain why about ten seconds into a recent interview with Glamour UK, Chrissy both admitted that her tits are fake, and that she’s getting her implants removed.
The conversation about Chrissy’s fake boobies started yesterday at Chrissy’s second home, Twitter, after she posted a video of herself getting a COVID-19 test done.
Honestly loved it pic.twitter.com/UNRwG3HNcD
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 26, 2020
Some Twitter users side-eyed how Chrissy was able to get a test administered in the comfort of her own mansion in California. But according to Chrissy, she was given the test because she was about to have surgery. Chrissy gave her boobs a proper send-off on Instagram in the most Chrissy way possible – by posting a picture of herself naked with two hearts covering her nipples. And she’s getting them removed for good because they just weren’t working for her anymore.
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Hi hi! So I posted myself getting a covid test on the twitter, as I’m getting surgery soon. A lot of people are understandably curious (and nosey!) so I’ll just say it here: I’m getting my boobs out! They’ve been great to me for many years but I’m just over it. I’d like to be able to zip a dress in my size, lay on my belly with pure comfort! No biggie! So don’t worry about me! All good. I’ll still have boobs, they’ll just be pure fat. Which is all a tit is in the first place. A dumb, miraculous bag of fat. ❤️
As for the history of Chrissy’s titties, she explained to Glamour UK (in an interview published earlier today), that she first got implants when she was 20 years old and entering the modeling industry. At 34, she doesn’t want to keep getting new ones put in for the sake of vanity, while potentially risking her life on an operating table. But also, breastfeeding two kids sort of wrecked them. Walls, carpets, white sofas, fake tits – is there anything kids can’t ruin?
“I did my boobs when I was about 20 years old. It was more for a swimsuit thing. I thought, if I’m going to be posing, laid on my back, I want them to be perky! But then you have babies and they fill up with milk and deflate and now I am screwed.
I kept them the same cup size. I just filled them out, so they are rounder and firmer. I had a quarter ‘teardrop’ cup in the bottom and filled out the breast line. But I want them out now. If I could do one thing, it would be to have a lift. I think you’re supposed to replace [implants] every ten years. But when you have kids you think about [the risks] of surgery and I think, ‘This is not the way I want to die, in boob surgery.'”
Chrissy told Glamour UK that she wanted to come clean about her fake boobs because she doesn’t like how much unspoken body trickery is happening these days.
“You can’t set these expectations for people that everything is perfect. Everyone filters their shit, edits or Facetunes so you forget what normal faces or bodies look like. It’s not fair and it makes you jealous of other people’s bodies. It’s lying to people by omission. But also, while you want to teach your kids to be comfortable in their own skin, you want to tell them everything you can and let them decide.”
I’d say that statement about facial honesty drew a confused look on Khloe Kardashian’s face, but I don’t know if her in-house Photoshop team can draw that fast.
Chrissy doesn’t say when she’s getting her implants removed, but I’m sure she’ll keep us posted every step of the way. Literally, there will probably be an Instagram Live video of her ass falling out of her hospital gown as she walks into the operating room. And I hope she lets us know the surgery went well by uploading a picture to her Cravings by Chrissy Teigen account of a double-stacked cake with Bye Bye Boobies written in swirly pink icing.