Yes, we’re at the “watch famous types get their coochie hairs waxed off” part of this quarantine.
While many people are letting their field of crotch fur grow out, Cardi B is not and documented the waxing of her coochie and turned it all the way up for maximum dramatic effect.
I guess Cardi decided that coronavirus was a semi-hoax after all because there’s video of her breaking stay-at-home suggestions from the CDC and getting into a room with a bunch of people and sharing the same air with them for an extended period of time. But don’t worry, she has a mask loosely over her face so she’s completely safe, right? At one point in the video she says (via BuzzFeed):
“Yo, where’s the nail lady? The nail lady gotta hold my hand!”
You don’t know her name but you want her to hold your hand?
And I haven’t been able to find Lysol wipes at the store for three weeks but Cardi’s fake nails and bare snatch situation is staying strong.
Cardi B getting a wax and acting like she’s giving birth😂 pic.twitter.com/fHiKMjcdeo
— Defending Cardi (@DefendingBardiB) April 26, 2020
FYI: Cardi didn’t tag Anastasia Beverly Hills on her own Instagram Story.
Well, with Offset hiding his phone from Cardi and his eye continually wandering, she’s keeping her nails so sharp she could pluck out her own asshole. Who’s going to fuck with Cardi when she’s armed with weapons like these:
Not even Freddy Krueger, bitch!