Open Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni In A Kilt

Sigh. Thick slab of man meat, Christopher Meloni, took to Twitter to share two pics of his “Quarantine Kilt”; including one sans shirt. Any other attention whore celeb? Eyeroll! But Christopher? Oh, sweet Christopher Meloni. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. The photo gets extra interesting when you’re armed with the knowledge that, traditionally, Scots don’t wear any underwear under their kilts. They just freeball it. I guess so they can feel the baltic wind on their muckle knobs.

Here’s the tweet:

Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without? https://t.co/6cjHR3Tbe7 pic.twitter.com/e8YKdLfsNa

— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) March 23, 2020

To answer his question: WITHOUT! For the love of God, without. A reminder that this isn’t even the first time Christopher has tweeted plaid porn. Guess he loves serving that Outlander fantasy, despite having zero Scottish heritage.

I’ve been obsessed with Christopher since I discovered Oz on cable one summer night. It was 2am, my family was slumbering, and I had the volume down to a whisper. I couldn’t fully enjoy the hot male on male action because I was terrified my father would burst into the den and pull the ol’, “What the hell are you still doing up?! Get to bed– wait, what is this crap? Are you watching a porno? TURN IT OFF!” But Christopher still managed to make a heavy erotic impression.

And, many years later, at age 58, Christopher continues to get my shit done. Thank you, Chris. Thank you for blessing us thirsty and starving plebs with the plentiful gift of beef during this never ending hell month. Praying emoji.

Pic: Twitter