Harry Styles Spoke With Howard Stern About Getting Robbed, Getting Married, And Getting High

March 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Harry Styles sat down with Howard Stern for his SiriusXM radio show and talked about everything you’d talk about while on The Howard Stern Show. Harry got into his ex Taylor Swift writing a song about him, how he bit some of his tongue off while high on shrooms, and his good friend Stevie Nicks. It seems Harry has as many secrets as he does nipples.

Harry thinks it’s really sweet that Taylor’s songs, I Knew You Were Trouble, Style, and Out Of The Woods are about him. Harry is flattered. via People:

“I think it’s, like, flattering. Even if the song isn’t that flattering, you still spent time on it and ultimately, using Taylor as an example, she’s a great songwriter. So they’re good songs.”

Harry supposedly returned the favor by writing about her in his song Two Ghosts.

While Harry “definitely” wants to get married one day, he’s not on Raya like the rest of you desperate rich and famous people, which is probably why he’s single, which is maybe related to him getting robbed at knifepoint on Valentine’s Day:

“Yes, I was robbed on Valentine’s Day–that’s what you get for being single these days! I should have had other plans.”

He says he was heading home from a friend’s place when a group of men approached him about buying weed, and then tried to get Harry to unlock his phone. Harry was not about to let some trash thieves leak pictures of his many nipples on the internet, so he ran for his life!

“I’m walking up the street, and I keep turning around and the guys crossed the road,” he said. “And I’m like, “That’s weird.” I hear shuffling of feet trying to catch up to me, so I crossed the street and then they crossed the street, and I’m like, “Oh fuck sake.” Then I crossed the street again, and they crossed the street again. And I’m like, “Oh for fuck sake, I think I’m about to get robbed.” So the guy’s like, “Hey, can we talk to you for a minute?” And there’s nobody around, so I’m like, “Sure.” And he’s like, “Do you smoke weed?” And I said, “No.” And he goes, “Do you want some weed?” And I thought, “No.”: And then he was like, “What have you got on you?”

That’s when Styles said the group gathered around him and tried to get him to unlock his phone and give it to them.

“I thought about throwing it in the pond to just be like, “Neither of us have it.” Then I thought, “I don’t want to piss them off,”” he said. “There were, like, two cars coming, and I just felt an opportunity and I just sprinted and ran. I ran into the road and I tried to stop a car… [Then I] turned and ran toward the village where I live… I guess because they had some cash and stuff they ended up just turning around.”

He also did mushrooms while recording his newest album Fine Line which led to him jumping out a window and biting his tongue off. Harry has told this tale before but he brought it out again for Howard.

“I was high, so I jumped out the window and I hit my chin on my knee and I bit the end of my tongue off.”

And finally, Harry got into the witchy life of his friend, witch queen Stevie Nicks.

“They’re so used to living nocturnally–you know, they wake up really late and then they kind of live through the night ‘cause they’re, you know, witches. So it’s getting to like 3 a.m. playing the album, I’m like, “I’m kinda tired” and they’re, like, right in their prime. They’re really like, “Oh this is like daytime for us.”

So while other ex-boy band members are busy being basic and dating supermodels, Harry is dodging knife-wielding thieves and convening with witch queens. Sure Zayn Malik is a Respectful King, but Harry is a Robber-Thwarting Witch Prince!

Pic: Wenn.com

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