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Ben Franklin, a police department therapy dog whose therapeutic methods are causing controversy!
Ben Franklin is a golden retriever whose business card says “Therapist For The Franklin Police Department” and so he’s a highly-trained professional, and although he’s named after a house paint icon (“That’s Benjamin Moore, Michael” – you), he should be named Sigmund Furr-ed since he is the psychiatric thinker of our time. Case in point: Ben Franklin has been stealing toys from the toy drive at The Franklin Police Department in Franklin, Massachusetts. Obviously, Ben is doing this to prepare children for the harsh disappointments of life. (Yes, many of these children have already felt the harsh disappointments of life, but do not question Therapist Ben’s methods!) Or maybe, Ben is just a heartless Grinch who lives to ruin Christmas for needy children! Yeah, probably the latter.
Boston 25 News says that the Franklin Police Department held a toy drive so that every kid in the area can have something to open on Christmas. Officers began to notice that some toys went missing, and after an investigation into this disgusting crime was launched, they discovered that Ben was the thief! One night, an officer working the night shift, noticed that Ben, who had free reign of the place, was acting strange and walking between his bed under a desk and the classroom where all the toys were held. Sensing that something strange was going down, the officer recorded Ben’s antics and caught the furry thief kidnapping a baby doll and keeping it for himself! And like any good heartless criminal, Ben didn’t give one shit about his act of crimes. Ben is also a genius criminal, because he made sure he got to keep his booty by slobbering all over it.
Even though Ben stole from children, he will not face charges. His only punishment is that he’s not allowed in the toy room anymore. Yup, the police protecting their own AGAIN.
What I’m getting from this story is that Ben Franklin probably scammed his way into the job of police department therapist so that he could grift people. He’s like Dr. Phil… only not insufferable, totally adorable, and spews much, much less shit.
Pic: Boston 25 News